Zombies are known for their predilection for brains, intestines and other human body parts, but believe it or not we humans eat a wide variety of nasty foods that makes the occasional pull and tug of the intestines pale by comparison. Here are five foods that might even turn a zombie’s non functioning stomach.

Blood Pudding/ Blood Sausage

These tasty treats are popular throughout Europe and is basically sausage and pudding that mixes in fresh animal blood to give it that little something special. It’s said these dishes are made best with fresh uncoagulated blood and with the right spices that tell tale metallic flavor is completely absent. It’s the blood that gives it that dark … well … bloodlike appearance. Yummy.

Bird Spit

Leave it to the Asian countries to bring us some of the grossest luxury foods on the planet. Certain cave swifts are known to make their nests by hacking up some birdie loogie, which harden in the air. Denizens of Hong Kong decided that taking this hard balls of bird snot and putting them into a soup would be an excellent use of resources. After being softened by the water in the soup, the hard balls of bird snot soften into gooey balls of bird snot.

Balut

Most of us outside of the vegetarian mode of thinking have delighted in the occasional omelet or hard boiled egg, but few us have thought of the little baby chicken that it could have been. That’s not the case for sine Asian countries that revel in Balut, a nearly grown fetal duck embryo. If you thought it was gross to see a zombie chomping down on a leg, wait until you chomp down on the crunchy bones of a duck fetus. Don’t forget to suck down the embryonic fluid.

Caterpillar fungus

In Tibet, there is a parasitic fungus that invades the bodies of caterpillars, mummifies them and turns them into a mushroom. The mushroom usually protrudes from the head of the caterpillar in case you wanted to know. Often thought of as an aphrodisiac, it is often served in soup. Nothing makes be hotter than a caterpillar with a mushroom tip.

Lye Fish

Remember when your mom threatened to wash your mouth out with soap for calling your sister a bitch? Well, how about eating it as a main dish. Nordic countries must have gotten tired of just eating fresh fish, so someone thought it would be an good idea to toss a fish into lye, an incredibly caustic substance, and then eat it. If left in the lye too long, the fish becomes soap. Yes, soap. This may be why zombies don’t eat fish.

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