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Topic: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Sex with the living dead. I've thought about it. You've thought about it. (Haven't you? Oh, come on. You know you have.) Stephen King used my town, Boulder CO, in The Stand as the place where the forces of light gathered. I beg to differ. There's some weird stuff going down here.

http://www.examiner.com/x-37904-Boulder … ombophilia

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

shame there wasnt a 'lol' option to the poll smile

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

this is why bub flies solo -
and always carries a jimmy hat

I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game, YOU TITTED FUCKING IDIOT...
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Now that is truly disturbing... Who thinks up this crap... LOL I almost spit food while reading the article.... You my friend are insane!

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Depends on what stage of decomp she was in. If she was just bitten, chances are she still has some humanity left. Bit sketchy further down the road you go though, only if real desperate or really kinky.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

what inspired this thread? was it that you watched " Dead Girl"?

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

I think it's more the case of she wanted to publicise her articles on the boulder examiner website wink

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

ZombieSlayer wrote:

Depends on what stage of decomp she was in. If she was just bitten, chances are she still has some humanity left. Bit sketchy further down the road you go though, only if real desperate or really kinky.

How do you know it would be a she?

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

I'm guessing it's because zombieslayer isn't gay so he's not going to go for a dude wink
There'll be enough zombies for him to choose from smile

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Yes true but their skin and stuff will be too messed up and falling off to tell what it originally was.

"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the fascists and i did not say anything for i was not a fascist. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

I reckon he'll probably go for a better preserved zombie. Unless he gets too desperate and by then he probably won't care wink lol

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

If you see me with some squishy dead zombie chick with the skin rotting off, than most likely I have lost my mind and will be eating you next.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Surely you'd be more interested in "eating" her wink lol lol lol

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

lol gross.
What happens if she has a zombie boyfriend? :]
Like to see how that ends too.

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Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Did not think of that!
Would be a problem, although one could just poke his eyes out and leave him in the closet with a bucketfull of brains.

(Love the new avatar 1nsomniac!)

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Hahaha, nice one. Every so often throw the zombie girlfriends brain in there XD

Thanks, since I've been gone for quite a bit, I decided to change my avi :]

Shaun: If you get cornered...
[hits himself on head with cricket bat]
Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

wolfie wrote:

what inspired this thread? was it that you watched " Dead Girl"?


or STINK OF FLESH ?

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Seriously? Stink of Flesh? Are you saying that by mere mention of this flick you have endured its horrible viewing?

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

If it any consent to anyone, I have yet to see any of those movies let alone a large number of decent ones.

being a breeder is time consuming work @_@

Shaun: If you get cornered...
[hits himself on head with cricket bat]
Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
- Shaun Of The Dead.

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Let's not get off-topic here folks.

I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game, YOU TITTED FUCKING IDIOT...
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

lol Zombophilia should have it's own forum by now :]

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Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

1nsomniac wrote:

lol gross.
What happens if she has a zombie boyfriend? :]
Like to see how that ends too.

Girl: I tried to have sex with him but his skin just kept sliding off.

"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the fascists and i did not say anything for i was not a fascist. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Sex with zombies: the problem with zombophilia

Eghh lmfao it's so nasty funny XP

Shaun: If you get cornered...
[hits himself on head with cricket bat]
Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
- Shaun Of The Dead.