Topic: Zday! and you are at your house what do you got at your house to use

I would do whatever i had to do

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Let's see. Um I have  multiple pocket knifes, 1 buck knife, 1 double barrel 12 gauge, 1 20 gauge, 1 4/10, 1 16 gauge, 1 8mm Mauser, 2 38 cal revolvers, 1 9mm glock, multiple chainsaws and other random cutting tools smile

Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

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my dads towing truck , lots of tool

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Popcorn.
Oh wait Popcorn annnnnnd my pillow. Then I would proceed to use one of my swords I bough from green earth, lop of their heads and thanks to the driving test problem crash my car into a tree and probably die. hmm then I'd eat more popcorn.

Shaun: If you get cornered...
[hits himself on head with cricket bat]
Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
- Shaun Of The Dead.

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hmm, well I have golf clubs, a stupid sword I bought from some shop that would fall apart just by looking at it. A crapload of knives, a steel crowbar (My fav tool of all time), various pipes, an axe, and a small box of thermite I found in my basement.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead

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nice

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1nsomniac wrote:

Popcorn.
Oh wait Popcorn annnnnnd my pillow. Then I would proceed to use one of my swords I bough from green earth, lop of their heads and thanks to the driving test problem crash my car into a tree and probably die. hmm then I'd eat more popcorn.

You need someone else to drive the getaway vehicle.


Props to all the people who think they're good enoguh to stare death in the face with a sword/knife (A pocket knife? really?) and still have the nerve to lop off their heads (The first ones always the hardest.)  And Nice selection of guns.  Too bad their all moot in the end.

Guns dont kill people, Lack of amunition as you face down the million-strong raging force of zombies like the cocky bastard you are do.

Zombies are my life, And I am their second death.

Lonliness has its advantages, you dont expect much out of it.

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Meh I won't be able to ^__^; Nobody's home and having people around me during the Apocalypse whining and breaking down while trying to drive would be just as bad as driving myself. I'll take my chances. I just hope to god ZOmbiegeddon doesn't take place in winter. Even if I do a satisfactory driving job the black ice will murder me. hmm

I'm in Canada, we have what? One gun for every 500 people? OxO I'm screwed!
I'll take my chances with close ranged weapons because I know that when I'm pissed I can take down a guy twice my size...
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That's a story for another time. ^__^;

Shaun: If you get cornered...
[hits himself on head with cricket bat]
Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
- Shaun Of The Dead.

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I feel the urge to place a link, But I wont.

Theres this vid on youtube about surviving a zombie attack, set in the 1950's. It states that every females job during a zombie attack is to break down and cry relentlessly, screaming and beating everything around her to 'rally the men'.  In real life though I bet its the women that are going to come back and kill EVERYTHING.

Eh its all shit.  Knowing todays day and age half of the population will break down crying the other half will try to survive but wont.  There will be like 3 people on opposite ends of the earth living out their last days in seclusion.

Dont drive then? I mean hey, Winter supposedly = zedscicles.

Zombies are my life, And I am their second death.

Lonliness has its advantages, you dont expect much out of it.

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full length one-handed double-edged sword (needs sharpening), knife sharpener, many knives (cooking, but still sharp), bathtub and sink (for water storage--also fish tank and a number of buckets for similar use), crowbar, 100 ft nylon paracord, portable mini-stove and fuel pellets, canned goods,  compass, sleeping bag, internal frame backpack, hand-crank flash light, solar powered water bottle flashlight, didgeridoo (for bludgeoning), spandex clothing for travel in most environments, mysoldius solar device charger, cell phone with GPS, hiking boots, army survival knife, polarized sunglasses, rock climbing gear (in case of terrain change), fruiting plants (lime, orange, pomegranate, avocado, and tea) -- if supplies eventually run low and am still house-bound, many heavy objects to throw out window to crush (if need be), a plethora of bluray and dvds to watch on silent if power still exists (or on laptops, solar charged), first aid supplies.

That is all I can think of off the top of my head.

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Man, I dont have half of that stuff.  Also: Headphones > silent.  If only to drown the noise of the constant zombie moans.

Zombies are my life, And I am their second death.

Lonliness has its advantages, you dont expect much out of it.

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melee weapons are the best for killing zombies!!!!

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Aye melee weapons seem like the right choice, Just got to be good enough with em.

I dont get that in the movies. Everyone is like max lvl on proficiency with their weapon no matter what they choose.  I've only seen like 3 people miss so far.

Zombies are my life, And I am their second death.

Lonliness has its advantages, you dont expect much out of it.

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Ok then mister no melee ok then use a gun to kill every zombie in your way

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Gun you have to have Silencer, Ammo, And accuracy.  (And yet everyone seems to be an expert soon as they pick one up, Too much video games?)

Zombies are my life, And I am their second death.

Lonliness has its advantages, you dont expect much out of it.

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This will solve both your problems, lawnmower-O'-Death! Kudos to the two movies it came from!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead

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I like the idea Iawnmower-O-death

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i have 2 ferocious, zombie eating cats called belle and sebastian. MEOW! GROWL!

*im not great at farewells so, thatll do pig*
*thats the worst goodbye ive ever heard, and you stole it from a movie*

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my dogs are absolute morons. Just yesterday my sisters pug ran full speed into the wall!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead

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lol that must of be funny

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Well not really since the dogs are supposed to be guarding the house since our fence is being reworked. Might just get the construction done to fortify!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead

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kool but are you going to use the fence for a zombie outbreak.

Zombieslayer

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Well considering they are solid steel posts with a foot thick concrete width all around the perimeter and my roommate just had to request the front and back gates have electric currents run through them...

Well lets just say she might rethink that idea the first groggy morning and she goes to check the mail!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead

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in the zombie survival guide it recommends houses on stilts, like you see on some countrys coast lines. i think thats a pretty cool idea.

*im not great at farewells so, thatll do pig*
*thats the worst goodbye ive ever heard, and you stole it from a movie*

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nice i like the idea