Ever since Subway was founded back in 1965 by Fred De Luca and Peter Buck, there have been quests-- expeditions even-- to find the 'Perfect Sub'. Today, I come to you with 'The Zombie', my own personal-- though probably not original-- submarine sandwich. If you think you can handle the shear power of this sub, I invite you to travel to the nearest Subway and have them whip it up for you.
Here is what to ask for:
Spicy Italian with Double Meat on Whole Wheat
Bacon, if asked if you want the sub toasted, kindly tell them 'No.'
Cheese, you can opt for extra if you choose to dare
Sweet Onion
Chipotle Southwest
Honey Mustard
Parmesan
*If you've ordered a 06 Inch, ask to have it cut into 02 pieces *If you've ordered a 12 Inch, ask to have it cut into 04 pieces
You may have noticed that there is an excessive amount of meat on this sub with absolutely no vegetables. The logic behind that is quite simple: When have you ever seen a Zombie eat lettuce?
Exactly.
Side effects may include: Upset stomach, explosive diarrhea, chest pain, euphoria, death and re-animation.
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