Complete 32 Rules of Zombieland
From reader Allison comes the 32 Rules of Zombieland in what appears to be the most complete list yet. Checkout the list below and if you can help fill in any missing ones please leave a comment. Here they are;
- Rule 1: Cardio
- Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
- Rule 3: Seatbelts
- Rule 4: Doubletap
- Rule 5: No Attachments
- Rule 6: Travel in a Group
- Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
- Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency
- Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing
- Rule 10: Be Quiet
- Rule 11: Get a Kickass Partner
- Rule 12: Bounty Paper Towels
- Rule 13:
- Rule 14:
- Rule 15: When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
- Rule 16:
- Rule 17: Don’t Be a Hero
- Rule 18: Limber Up
- Rule 19: Blend in
- Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter
- Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb
- Rule 22: Be ruthless
- Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks
- Rule 24: No Drinking
- Rule 25:
- Rule 26:
- Rule 27:
- Rule 28:
- Rule 29: The Buddy System
- Rule 30:
- Rule 31: Check the Back Seat
- Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things
