University of Floridas Zombie Procedure Removed

From MSNBC Comes word that the University of Florida has taken the controversial step of putting all of their students and faculty in jeopardy by cancelling their plans for a Zombie outbreak. They have maintained their pandemic and hurricane safety plans but for some reason are no longer taking the much more serious pandemic of Zombies seriously.

University spokesman Steve Orlando said Friday that the city has removed the zombie diaster recovery plan from their website stating that ‘the joke’ placed by an employee had no place on their site. To that I say Mr Orlando zombies are no joke and we will all have the last laugh when the end does come and University of Florida students and staff end up as a zombie happy meal…. the laugh will be on you.