Man Mistaken for Zombie Attacked

If only I was making this up. A man was attacked in Iowa while he was eating in a restaurant. Another patron mistook him for a zombie and attacked him yelling ‘ZOMBIE’. Police report the victim who was not a zombie suffered a broken nose. The man fled the scene no doubt looking to barricade himself in an old farmhouse.

Seriously… wtf? Everyone knows zombies dont eat Pasta… they eat brains which is not on any menus I know of.